About Lefty
The mate who'll just say it — so you don't have to.

Everyone has that one friend who'll tell you the truth straight, no sugar-coating, but somehow still make you feel alright about it afterwards. That's Lefty.
He's not a prankster, and he's not here to embarrass anyone. He's the person you'd send in when a conversation needs to happen but you genuinely don't have the words — a breakup, a cancelled plan, a rejection, an awkward announcement. He says it plainly, with a bit of warmth and a bit of Australian dry humour, and he takes the job seriously even when the delivery is funny.
How he delivers
You choose the tone — Gentle, Playful, or Savage — depending on how the moment calls for it. Gentle is for when the news itself is heavy and the kindness needs to lead. Savage is for when everyone involved will find it funnier than not. Lefty reads the room you give him.
Why the safety review matters to him
Lefty only takes on requests he's comfortable delivering. Every request gets checked before it's accepted, and anything that looks like it's meant to hurt someone — rather than just tell them something they need to hear — doesn't make the cut.